"Yah, the high to low pressure change is throwing off my menstrual cycle"
"look at my under breast sweat" ::raise arms:::
"Anorexics love air conditioning, apparently it helps you lose weight by requiring your body to spend so much energy warming you up. They also like celery."
"For me weather is a state of mind...I can make myself feel like it is any climate....ahh yess I'm picturing a crisp autumn afternoon now..."
"At least we don't have to evacuate our houses like those folks down south, oh well serves them right, they elected THAT president"
"I prefer non corporate(read:hippy) weather like Weather Underground, weather.com is a product of corporate greed. Their forecast is just another weapon in the aresenal of modern capitalism"
ahh..and now there are these pretty people here trying to sell my socially akward workplace some internet service. Fortunately my nerdy internet co-workers know a lot more than these comcast sales people.
wow..I'm glad I got that out.