an appreciation for abbreviations (an app 4 abbrevs)
My sister and I were chatting over IM most of thursday night discussing the use of abbreviations at Brown. She was making a list of words you can't abbrev (eg. country, dumplings, butter). Then she told me a story about one of her friends going on a field trip with her class outside of the city and how she declared rather loudly..."We are TOTES in the CUNT". Most funny stories exist under the "you had to be there" category, but I've been telling this one all weekend, and now most of my housemates are greeting me with "We are TOTES in the CUNT".